slavery simulator

Slavery simulator is a simulation of owning a slave in the “good days”

Or the act of being someone’s slave and being starved to death

“Hey bro want to play some slavery simulator”

Bro was never seen again

by DooDooFart-69-IamCryingRN April 28, 2020

asexual simulation

The highest peak of sexual arousal with out have an orgasm.

Only high level tantra practitioners can reach asexual simulation.

by stargate20 November 28, 2016

simulated blumpkin

A solo version of a blumpkin usually performed by jerkin it while taking a dump. It is usually performed by a Cringelord to the memory of some unrequited love. If the performer is short a couple ribs, either through surgical means or birth defect, may also be done full-simulation style.

Person A: Hey man, where did Cringelord go? he isn't bothering your friend again is he? I mean he's been after her so long when she's made it clear she just isn't that into him.

Person B: Nah, he just went to take a dump.

Person A: Oh, so he's doing a simulated blumpkin?

Person B: Yup...

by evilleppy June 13, 2020

Gilly Simulator

A huge ribbed vibrator with a wee clitty massager girls (or men) occasionally use to have the simulated experience of a sexual encounter with a legendary well hung hairy munchkin

Emily: Might treat myself to a gilly simulator tonight
Nicky: OMG I love those! I couldn't walk for a week after the last time

by LadyHands89 June 7, 2020

Simulated annealing

algorithm consisting of a molecular dynamics simulation with gradually decreasing temperature

In order to find the lowest energy of the molecule, I used a simulated annealing calculation.

by CompChem311 April 25, 2010

russian simulator

A roblox game where you kill enlists for fun.

Hey dude let's kill some enlists in russian simulator for no reason!

by Clichés are my passion April 15, 2020

Flirt Simulator

A member of the opposite sex, who you are not (yet?) having a romantic relationship with, but you sometimes push the boundaries for the sake of ‘practice’.

Because Dave had so little experience with women, he was lucky to have Sue as his Flirt Simulator to help build his confidence.

by Philosoraptor1969 October 14, 2021