I have this friend.
He had an offer from oxford computer science.
And turned the offer down for a girl.
Who he was not in a relationship with.
A few weeks after his decision she turned him down and started dating another guy.
So he went to unimelb.
And when he heard that she broke up with the guy.
Dropped out of unimelb to go back to Adelaide.
Only to be rejected again.
He had an offer from oxford computer science.
And turned the offer down for a girl.
Who he was not in a relationship with.
A few weeks after his decision she turned him down and started dating another guy.
So he went to unimelb.
And when he heard that she broke up with the guy.
Dropped out of unimelb to go back to Adelaide.
Only to be rejected again.
by LeNing July 04, 2023
a person who respects people but boys with toxic masculinity calls him a simp bc no girls wants them
straight white boy: he's such a simp
person with education: no, he just respects women. we get it' u hate women but want a gf, u should try respecting them and maybe girls would start to like u<3
person with education: no, he just respects women. we get it' u hate women but want a gf, u should try respecting them and maybe girls would start to like u<3
by idfk bruh i wanted to writeyes October 20, 2020
by jdogisasimp November 11, 2020
Guy: I think a have a crush on Andy
Guy 2: Bro, Don't be such a simp
Are you a simp? You keep talking to her
Guy 2: Bro, Don't be such a simp
Are you a simp? You keep talking to her
by TearBerry February 22, 2022
“Simp” is a saying that means tenkoxanywomen. If you are confused, tenkoxanywomen is the definition of a simp. The word simp is VERY commonly misused, so this is the correct meaning.
INCORRECT -
Eww! You simp!
My name is Kathy! I am not tenkoxanywomen.
(wrong, because calling somebody that is not tenkoxanywomen a simp is horribly incorrect. (may vary in context))
CORRECT:
Is that tenkoxanywomen?
Omg yeah! Simp!
(correct, because it is used in a way referring to tenkoxanywomen)
Eww! You simp!
My name is Kathy! I am not tenkoxanywomen.
(wrong, because calling somebody that is not tenkoxanywomen a simp is horribly incorrect. (may vary in context))
CORRECT:
Is that tenkoxanywomen?
Omg yeah! Simp!
(correct, because it is used in a way referring to tenkoxanywomen)
by Real Fact Dictionary June 08, 2021
defenition1: A guy or a girl who is more than a gentleman/respectful man or who would do anything to date that person which is never a bad thing, but boys overuse the word simp and use it as an insult to simps.
defenition2: a way to tell other guys to not be respectful to girls.
defenition2: a way to tell other guys to not be respectful to girls.
Josh: hey that girl is really pretty
nick: you are a simp you loser
kate: 1. he was just complimenting and that's not simping
2. a simp is way better than a fuckboy like you
nick: you are a simp you loser
kate: 1. he was just complimenting and that's not simping
2. a simp is way better than a fuckboy like you
by kerengeorge September 06, 2020
by your_local_sixmp_ September 24, 2020