1 definition by Mildred Money Bags

the real definition of simp is

S-ucking

I-mportant
M-en’s
P-enises

if they’re not important men... sis why are your sucking their penises? why is their penis in your mouth?!

it’s time to ditch those loser men! get you someone who is important! a dick worth sucking for!
Girl 1: sis, no more sucking loser men’s penises!
Girl 2: bitch! we’re only SIMPS over here
by Mildred Money Bags March 21, 2021
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