Ben Simmons

a guy who can turn Philadelphia's culture around. A guy, who along with Joel Embiid, has the highest respect for everyone in Philly. The Next LeBron James. And my favorite player. #HinkieDiedForOurSins
Ben Simmons is the man, he is like LeBron James.
by thephillygoat November 29, 2017
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Simmons Hacks

While the aspiring young Cisco student passed the test with ease, the jerk in the corner pulled out Simmons Hacks and failed horribly.
by Zach Taylor December 11, 2003
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Nolan Simmons

Big rarted dumb nut who has collateral brain damage due to falling off of a skateboard.
by Tsar_Comunisim April 27, 2019
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drew simmons

The name of a god who is daddy to all women and finesses mad punani
that dude gets so much pussy, he’s almost like drew simmons
by daddydrew777 August 10, 2017
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matt simmons

matt simmons is a character on criminal minds who is best known for his breeding kink.
by graysgublr April 01, 2021
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Adrian Simmons

A man who is often regarded to be the pinnacle
of human evolution.This person is often a male in his mid 40s,is bald and has a bright ruby red complection.He is often viewed as omnisient and knows more than people thinks he knows.Also he absolutely dislikes milk and cannot pronounce people's name properly despite being well aware that he is pronuoncing them incorrectly.
Tom:Hey Boi,why can't that guy say my name properly?
Boi:Dude!,he's an Adrian Simmons.
by Yourebiggay December 19, 2019
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simmons sip

when you ask for a sip of someone’s drink and down it
“can i have some of your drink
“yeah just don’t simmons sip it”
by helpihavebeenimpaled September 28, 2021
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