Google Scholar

an individual who goes out of his or her way to appear to their peers on the internet to be far more cultured, intelligent, and informed than anyone else--thanks to their broadband connection to the internet and their extensive practice using search engines.

So i was winning for a change by nearly 69 points in my trivia chatroom and this 'google scholar' thought he could just march right in and take over.

by getnpsi September 6, 2008

tryna get a mothafuckin' scholarship

A term which essentially means 'Chillin'', or simply relaxing at home. Taken from the movie Pineapple Express, in the scene where the drug dealer Red bounces a gym ball and explains how he has been spending his day, "tryna get a mothafuckin scholarship, chillin!"

Sean: "Dude, now that you quit your job, what do you do all day?"

Chester: "I've just been tryna get a mothafuckin' scholarship"

by kay lost September 15, 2009

scho

pronunciation: sk-oh
verb
1. to destroy or ruin.
2. epic failure

The hippy scho'd the bike due to the elephant in his way.

by HV/AT/LP December 15, 2008

Cock Scholar

A whore or slut, someone who really knows their way around a penis.

Bill: "Hey, did you hear Carmen banged Chris at the party last night?

Steve: "Yeah, she's such a cock scholar."

by Dommy Style May 29, 2007

Youtube Scholar

Individuals who troll others on Youtube by making comments to videos that are generally insulting and/or have explanations and facts to videos that otherwise don't require them. These facts or insults are completely unnecessary, and the individuals who post them generally have no lives, live with their parents, and play World of Warcraft all day long. Also, these ignorant, pompous, uncouth nerds live in their basements, have neckbeards, and breathe through their mouths, lacking any real form of education, else they wouldn't fucking be putting what little brainpower they have in Youtube comments.

"Why the hell are these douchebags barking about Communism and the USSR just because they see a fucking video with the Soviet Union National Anthem?"

"I don't know, just a bunch of fucking worthless Youtube Scholars if you ask me."

by originalwhackmaster October 18, 2009

Schoettelkotte

A person who is a phenomenal slut who sucks any guy's penis with no ambitions. A person who also tries to be everything that they are not, especially considering the fact that they give up their body basically making them not a person.

Emily: Hi my name is Emily!
Ron: Hi my name is Ron.
Ron: "What the f---!"
Emily strips clothes off and immediately starts viscously sucking and slurping Ron's majestic steed Cock
Emily: Ayy man, Jamarcus betta not play me like dat nigga
Ron: Damn, your such a fucking Schoettelkotte.

by brittanydavisbumplecart May 30, 2009

Schola

A sweet and beautiful woman who is always happy has no problem sacrificing for those she loves she has a lovely smile and beautiful brown eyes she can never let a good opportunity for success

1st person :i met someone today
2nd person: who is she

1st person: her name is Schola

by ?????? france July 2, 2020