Saternasty

feeling of worthlessness on a saterday night while sitting alone and inhaling stale food and warm beer while your flea bitten poodle runs amok.

"You see that guy? He is going to be that guy who gets saternasty every weekend."
"Man, that saternasty sucked."

by Abe713 March 4, 2008

Siamese shy turtle

When males' testicles or balls or gonads retract and shrivel. Sometimes due to cold or excitement but primarily in this case due to fear and anxiety.

Like two little turtle heads, connected by skin and sinew, pulling back into its/their shell.

Metaphorically similar to a poo shy turtle but technically, physically and emotionally a very different experience.

She was fun, interesting, sexy and his friends wanted to bone her, but the fact that she was clearly cleverer than him gave him a siamese shy turtle. Would she notice? Would she care if she did? Or, does the fact that even imagining approaching her makes his body eat his balls mean that he'll never have the courage to get close enough for his shriveled sack to matter?

"You know that Bobbitt story, right?"
"Awh, man, don't maaan. Giz me a siamese shy turtle just thinking about it"

by RastaVari October 23, 2013

propaganda sifter

A Television, but can also be used to define anything that spoonfeeds media to the masses.

Fox News on the propaganda sifter just mentioned that Bush is one of the greatest presidents the US has ever had.

by Noir July 15, 2006

Saitenji

a bunneh priest that will forever remain in our hearts.

Saitenji: Hi...
Girls: KYAAAAAAAA!!!!

by bunneh priest lover January 17, 2005

scaternity

A scaternity is a group of people associated or formally organized for a common purpose, interest, and pleasure in feces and fecal matter.

Bro 1: I gotta take a shit, dude.
Bro 2: Oh me too, bro.
Bro 1: It's like we're a scaternity!

by The Great Kraken September 3, 2010

siamese spliff

A siamese spliff involves the the simultaneous handling of both a traditional cannabis joint or spliff and an ordinary cigarette.
In no particular order the user will inhale from one and then the other.

Kelly suggested to Weston that they fire up a siamese spliff. He gleefully agreed. She finished rolling a joint as Weston tossed her a cigarette. They took turns taking deep drags untill the siamese spliff was no more.

by westonshow August 22, 2011

siamese insurance

Where two parties to a criminal act keep evidence against the other ensuring both mouths stay shut. Because of their actions they are joined like Siamese twins.

For instance, a politician who takes a bribe keeps evidence, Siamese insurance, against the person who bribed him.

by SteveDScot October 9, 2013