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Shinglet

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A form of poo, that is usually intertwined with the fairly long pubic hair of the anus. The "Shinglet" is a small clump of poo, similar to the size of a pea. The plural version of this word would be "Shinglets"
The word can be used in positive or negative contexts.
Don't hit me, you shinglet!
Oh for shinglet sake!
Oh my shinglets!
Ted you shinglet!
by Shinglet Founder May 5, 2022
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Dick Shingle

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One who is a total asshole, or acts assholeish. It is also used for when you wish to make an insult towards someone, yet wish to have some humor in a word.
I know, he's a total Dick Shingle.
by Snorn July 6, 2010
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noob-saying-wannabe

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the one who always utters noob for no good reason to everyone he find sucks at something.
he is such a wannabe coz whenever somebody is not able to perform a task , he blurts out noob!!!.....
oh look!,a noob-saying-wannabe
by kurt261 January 13, 2011
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Grease Shingle

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The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
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The activity of speaking without saying anything interesting, funny, or at all worthwhile. Practiced by wastemen and posers, usually in small groups of people who achieev nothing. Avoided at all costs by people who respect themselves and value their time.
Sucker: "and then he she was like... hehe you won't believe it... she said... hehe.."

Person who's gathering their belonging to leave: "Nigga you not saying shit."
by nyc345 August 16, 2023
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See what I’M saying!?

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No... I don’t. It sounds completely incoherent. Like it’s vaguely derivative of something you don’t quite grasp and you sound like a teenage hippy trying to be profound?
Hym “This guy is the single most inelegant thinker I’ve ever seen. I mean... Do you see what I’M saying!? Pssh! Wow! This is just bizarre and painful to watch. You know I said some of those things! And then the conclusions! You want to talk about fucking conclusions! Jesus Christ!”
by Hym Iam September 29, 2022
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Guy #1: "Dude, where were you?"
Guy #2: "Sorry, I was saying goodnight to my mother"
Guy #1: "Ohhhhhh...I gotchu ;)"
by PTOWNREPRESENT September 25, 2010
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