Stumping

When a person sits on a stump

Hey dude! You wanna go stumping?

by Gamberman August 28, 2023

Shomping

1 Frivolous purchases, without need or use for
the items.

2 Going to stores with the sole intentions of looking for things to spend money on.

“Let’s go shomping, darling! I’m feeling like spending obnoxious amounts of money on things we don’t need, and will likely never use!”

“Well, there isn’t necessarily anything I need, but I’m sure if I go to the store, I can find something to buy!“

by Johnny Evangelista December 3, 2023

shmpingle

1. a small multi-coloured insectoid creature

2. a verb that doesn't really mean anything

1. "he was left in a room with a shmpingle

2. you've been shmpingled

by Shmpingle May 21, 2024

Stumping

Engaging in intercourse with a person who lacks one or more limb(s).

We should totally go stumping tomorrow night.

by weinerboy1234 June 1, 2024

Shumming

The act of shitting and cumming at the same time.

"Did you hear?"

"Hear what?"

"Tony was shumming all over the toilet yesterday"

"Omg, really!?"

by DrCunnie August 12, 2024

Shumming

When someone shits themselves when also cumming at the same time

“Dude yesterday I missed work because I was shumming badly”

by AllahuakPeter January 28, 2025

Shumming

The act of shitting and cumming at the same time. (V.) (shummed, shum)

I was perched on top the toilet seat and I couldn’t handle how hot the girl I just fuck was, that I shummed myself.

I saw that hot girl I fucked last night and kept denying how I felt for her. All that anxiety and guilt had me shumming.

by The shummoner September 1, 2025