shattackular

adj. a performance or product of such extremely poor quality that it results in the loosening of its viewers bowels

Jessica Alba's performance in Good Luck Chuck was shattackular and I was forced to change my pants.

by Jake Gosselin January 11, 2009

Shrattled

To wake up with a hangover and find your apartment a living mess from the night before because you were so drunk, horny and lonely that you decided to break or dismantle everything like a money in solitary confinement.

Bruce woke up covered in a shower curtain in his bathtub to find he had thrown a knife through the TV, smashed his skateboard over his stereo and left ramen noodles cooking on an open stove. His apartment was shrattled.

by Pippo101 March 16, 2012

Shatterwhack

In its simplist terms a shatterwhack is shitting in the dimples on a persons back then hitting it with a cricketbat.

It is used in affection towards a person with great dimples in their back.

This word can alo be used if you are tired, like an extention to shattered.

That lady has exceptional dimples in her lower back, i would love to partake in some shatterwhacking with her.

I need to go to sleep, i'm shatterwhacked!

by Claus Fritz September 12, 2007

Shattitude

The grunts and/or other assorted sounds expelled from one shitting.

"*Uhhhhhh!!!*"

"You betta fix that shattitude, boy! Don't make me take my belt off!"

by whowhatwhenwherewhyhow December 15, 2008

Shranthe

A combination of the two awesomest people you will ever find! They are so damn sexy your socks will fly off and you'll fall off your dinosaur. They like to ukulele and eat tacos in their spare time. You should be very happy if you ever meet them.

Jack: hey who's that?
James: they look super hot!
Louise: omg I wish I looked like them
Sully: pwoar!
Lucy: nomnomnom let's go talk to them
Samule: I think they might be identified as...
Kaush: SHRANTHE!! Omg yes Samule ily!

by Cool beans February 10, 2013

Shattenburg

The sexual act in which one of two sexual partners fills their anus with Battenburg cake and then has anal sex with their sexual partner; mashing up the cake in their anus until it is a dirty mess of cake and excrement. Hence Shattenburg.

1: "Damn man this girl was crazy! She wanted Shattenburg!"
2: "No way man my girl doesn't even like Shattenburg!"

by Chercules June 3, 2014

shatter day

Where you an your friends get together an pull out all the fine rigs an torches, an enjoy a nice 710/0IL sesh while bumpin some chill music.

Yo, you goin to Dylan's on Shatter Day? Its gonna be lit!

by That1dude614 September 4, 2017