Cum Shoveler

After several loads have been dumped into a cum dumpster, an even less respected woman, comes and shovels cum out of the dumpsters stanky snatch.

Shaniqua just got gangbanged by 453 nigs and now needs a cum shoveler to scoop out 32 gallons of cum from every crevice of her body.

by Trakevony Kraukain October 26, 2011

Shovel chip

A hot chip that is crispy enough that you can pierce the surface of another chip, allowing you to eat a chip with another chip

Mat drops his chip into his tomato sauce*

Mat- "oh no I've dropped my chip into my sauce"

Jamie- "that's a conundrum!"

Elijah- "how are you going to get that out without getting sauce on your fingers?"

Pat- "use a shovel chip"

Mat picks up the shovel chip and successfully gets the chip out of the sauce with no mess on his fingers

Mat- "Pat you're a genius, this is the best! SHOVEL CHIPS !!!!!"

by Pat Hoops August 5, 2016

shovel-buddy

The only person that knows where you stash your porn, drugs or sextoys, with the specific function of relocating/destroying the materials when you die before gets discovered by your family and other friends.

"Ron Jeremy needs a shovel-buddy."

"I sure hope my shovel-buddy remembers where I put this"

by JMosh July 9, 2007

shovel butt

A persons back side which is shaped somewhat like a shovel; a flatt ass; or a long droopy ass.

Yo! That chick does't have an ass, she has a shovel butt!

by mpe~aka~Easy June 14, 2009

German Shoelaces

The act of backing up into someone's face while they're bending over to tie their shoes, for the sole purpose of farting directly into their face. This act can be performed without removing your pants, but it is hilarious to do it with your pants down. For optimal performance, consider eating Ex-Lax before performing this act to brown-wash your victim.

They say the German Shoelaces will grow hair on your chest -- if it doesn't burn the hair out of your nose, first. Hope you don't get a turd to the eyeball, man!
Whoa! That German Shoelaces gave him a turdy Hitler moustache! Sick, man!

by Donkey Punching Queen July 14, 2011

Chinese Military Shovel

The one thing that puts the swiss army knife to shame.

The uber-multi-purpose tool, the Chinese military shovel!

by RummieRR June 9, 2010

shoelace

To emotionally tie your partner down in a relationship.

(Not to be confused with any sexual act).

Ted: Sorry, Mike. My girlfriend made plans for next weekend, too.

Mike: Man, we never hang out anymore. She has shoelaced you, and you don't even realize it.

by Bryce King January 23, 2011