Overtime Shit

When someone is working over 40 hours and is trying to milk the clock by sitting in the bathroom texting friends and playing pokemon go on company time!

On Sunday morning Chad was in the middle of a good fuck with his girl Keirsten until he got called into work he was pissed off so he decided to take a 3 hour Overtime Shit to get back at his boss!

by SlopNChop August 28, 2016

oh shit im out of toilet paper

1.That critical moment when you are taking a dump and you realize that you'll be wiping your ass with a sock, since the facilities you have entered, cannot supply a substantial amount of toilet paper for your needs.

2.Commonly used phrase in a minority neighborhood.

Owen cried out in agony: "oh shit im out of toilet paper", after he finished his business in some random guy's house.

by Djw14 April 2, 2011

Chat shit get banged

Expression used to humiliate people who hate on someone or somethi

When someone says "Jamie Vardy sucks" and he then scores 10 BPL games in a row, you reply with "Chat shit get banged"

by Nerday November 23, 2015

this shit bussin

When something tastes real good its bussin

Person 1: Hey what you eating?
Person 2: Toothpaste bruh, this shit bussin

Person 1: Wtf

by terahfox January 23, 2021

Don't shit where you eat

Do not cause trouble in a place where you must be on a regular basis. Often used with workplace romances but can also apply to relationships with students at your school or starting shit in general.

Kyle tried to ask Jennifer out. I told him don't shit where you eat.

by A1988 February 16, 2020

Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Day

Another name for Thanksgiving. Coined by Tourettes Guy's Dad when everyone brought mashed potatoes to Thanksgiving.

What is this, Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Day?

by longsnapper93 December 30, 2010

Shit Ass Music

Any music that is terrible and over advertised, or made by people who have the appearance of a fat male who hasn't taken a shower in a week or changed clothes. It can also be made by somebody who listens to awful music like Hoobastank.

"Hey man, did you hear that new album?"
"Yeah it was pretty awful. Better than Andrews Shit Ass Music though"

by A Giacco December 5, 2009