Shmeckle

verb
verb: Shmeckle; 3rd person present: Shmeckles; past tense: Shmeckled; gerund or present participle: Shmeckling; past participle: Shmeckled; adjective: -shmeckled

1.Having sex with a tiny penis

"I may not be very well-endowed but I shmeckled her all night long and she loved it"

"I can't believe I almost let him shmeckle me last night"

by Grant Oliver April 29, 2024

Shmeckle

a dollar

yo bro i got 20 shmeckles i can buy food.

by Terry Bussy February 26, 2026

Shmekker

Lekker shmekker 👍 or jammer shmekker 👎

How you doin?

-Lekker shmekker

My mother died.
-Jammer shmekker

by GrubbusDubbus October 20, 2025

Shmeckle

A universal word you can drop anywhere in a sentence and everyone just has to guess what you meant(Verb, Noun, Fill in word)

Examples

Mom: “Why is the kitchen a mess?”
You: “The dog shmeckled everything.”
Mom: “I don’t know what that means, but clean it up.”

Person A: “Bro… where’s the shmeckle?”
Person B: “Which one?? Your shmeckle or the shmeckle?”
Person A: “…Yes.”

“Sorry I’m late, I had to shmeckle across town and my shmeckle wasn’t shmexxing today.”

“What the shmeckle”

by Sam_Reezy December 5, 2025

shmakleneeg

A person attracted to rhinoceros balls

That man is a shmakleneeg

by morganfleet January 10, 2026

Getting Shmeckled

Getting irrationally horny and high at the same time.

Bob: I'm Getting Shmeckled tonight!
Jimmy John Joe Jam the Third: What's that?
Bob: I'll show you later ;).

by Succ Plate July 7, 2021

Bombie Shmeckled

A way to say someone has taken or loves BBC

Bro definitely got bombie shmeckled last night

by Garbutt January 13, 2025