shisturbate

To masturbate while taking a massive shit.

Last night, I became aroused while taking a shit, but since I was so pressed for time, I decided to shisturbate.

by THE SHLEEPER August 7, 2009

Shitcunt

The Word shitcunt describes the worst kind of person, a dickhead, a cunt, a shit head, a twat, a prick, a pedo all these combined to create the shitcunt.

You see that Shaun Dennis over there, he is such a fucking shitcunt

by ahhyeahWakeupyeah December 16, 2010

shitfuse

1. (n.) The capacity of a person to handle or absorb aggravation, i.e. "shit." The implication is that when the "shitfuse" runs out, that will be when the proverbial shit hits the fan.

2. (v.) To become strongly adhered to a sitting surface, usually due to extreme laziness.

I'm going to go shitfuse myself to the couch and watch anime until Mom comes home and starts that whole "now that you're 37 I really think you should start looking for a job" bullshit again. Man, that's really starting to burn down my shitfuse.

by Jett February 7, 2005

Shitbuster

When you know someone is taking a shit, you run in the bathroom during the shit and you yell,
"ARE YOU TAKING A SHIT?!"
and the other person will prob be like,
"GTFO"
and you say in a high pitched voice.
"BUSTED"
then exit the bathroom.
After you complete the task completely, you are now officially a shitbuster.

*Friend Goes Into Bathroom and Sits Down To Take Shit*
*You wait 2 minutes then run into bathroom*

You: "ARE YOU TAKING A SHIT?!"

Friend: "Yeah GTFO BITCH!"

You: "BUSTED!!" (In High Pitched Voice)

You are now officially a shitbuster.

by AndypizzleFoShizzle August 21, 2008

shitcunt

The most sarcastic, abusive, shitty cunt there is, globally recognised for his or her cuntishness.

That mph, what a complete shitcunt

by Fade_and_Die May 23, 2006

Shitfucked

1. When someone fucks you over big fucking time in any kind of everyday life situation.

2. The action of being fucked in whichever hole a living organism possesses with actual shit. This practice may be facilitated by freezing the shit and putting a wooden stick into it before the actual act.

1.1. "this douchebag just cut me off in the curve and I ended up in the ditch and left. He shitfucked me.
1.2. "Fag just took the last icecubes and didnt even fill it back up and now I need 3 cokes and 7 ice teas, fuckin asshole shitfucked me."

2. -"dude my fuckin cat kept on peeing everywhere so I shitfucked him with a frozen piece of shit in which I had stuck a piece of wood to make it look like a popsicle! I'm so gangsta!"
-"dude you're sick don't talk to me again."

by N3vermind March 18, 2009

shitfucker

Like calling someone a fucker(derogatory) but even worse. Instead of fucking normal things, they fuck shit.

Person 1: Dude, what a fucker.
Person 2: No. What a shitfucker.
Person 1: Ooooh. That was harsh.

by dana008 April 25, 2006