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Shitload

A Whole lotta' somethin, more than a tiny bit, but less than a ton.
Shmekie629(5:37:09)PM:How much homework is a 'shitload' of homework? Too many people use this term, and no one knows how much it is. I myself have a lot of homework tonight. Possibly a shitload. But is it a shitload? Maybe it's a metric shitload. Maybe a crapload. I just don't know.

reiggnhardt (6:56:16 PM): a shitload of homework is when you have so much that your teachers own you enough as to where they actually do shit on your homework and expect you to do it

bad ass bitz (5:51:27 PM): or maybe any amount of hw is a shitload, because it's way the fuck more than i want to do
by Shmekie September 21, 2004
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shitlord

A person who behaves like a troll, but is acting genuinely. A person who may be loathsome but can be entertaining because they are so ridiculous. A person who is such a tool it can be imagined that they have some domain over shit itself.
Phil Fish, the developer of Fez
Donald Trump

Person 1: "I can't believe that guy picked Sniper, demanded middle, went 0-4 and left."
Person 2: "What a fucking shitlord."

A shitlord can be imagined sitting atop a shit hill on his shit throne, spewing diarrhetoric for unfortunate ears to hear.
by Decimus, the Galactic Devourer September 1, 2013
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Shitloader

Someone who shits way too much in one day. Someone who never stops having the shits when they don't have diarrhea.
Bob just crapped for the 6th time today and he doesn't have diarrhea, he must really be quite the shitloader.
by Anonymous reality November 6, 2013
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shitlocked

Act of smearing your shit on the handle of a door to prevent others from getting to your stash.
He just shitlocked that door!
by Zer0Hawk June 16, 2018
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Shitoff

When two males are in parallel stalls and waiting for the other male to drop first. Usually ended by someone using the hand dryer or flushing the Urinal
Sorry I took so long in the bathroom I was stuck in a shitoff
by Shitoffman August 3, 2019
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Shiplofter

The man is a shiplofter
by MeanRunnerBean August 25, 2022
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Shitlifted

The act of taking a shit and not putting it back (shitlifted). Is a Class D misdemeanor-stealing less than $150. Putting it back would mean you were only browsing.
That there feller with the diarear colored yeller shitlifted at the state park latrine and couldn’t put it back.
by Phorrist Dumbp August 27, 2022
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