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Shitoff
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When
two
males are in parallel stalls and waiting for the other
male
to drop first. Usually ended by someone using the hand dryer or flushing the
Urinal
Sorry I
took
so
long
in the
bathroom
I was stuck in a shitoff
Shitoff
by
Shitoffman
August 3, 2019
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