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Battle Shit

The game that the hot twins in "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle" play in the bathroom. The game consists of diarrheaing by one person then the other person trying to match it or beat it in noise, stink, or both.
Tiffany: (in the bathroom stall) Hey Beth wanna play a game of Battle Shit?

Beth: Sure!

Tiffany: Diarrhea*

Beth: Louder Diarrhea*

Tiffany: Extreamly Loud and Stinky Diarrhea*

Beth: Tiffany you sank my Battle Ship
by Morgan B... August 5, 2008
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Battle Shit

A fierce doo doo battle taken place in the stalls of a men's restroom between two dudes in adjacent stalls. Bonus points for a large splash, ear peircing fart, or sabotage smell. No one really wins this game.
Jon, "Dude I have to to take a massive shit after that taco bell."

Jeff, "Yeah me too my stomach is churning, dude lets play battle shit!"
by Jonny Dingo May 7, 2010
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battle shit

based on the game battle ship, whenever using the bathroom and take a shit you try to hit it with the next one and sink it.
i was walking by the bathroom and heard billy yell you sunk my battle shit.
by carl shackelferd June 20, 2006
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battle-shit

A conflict between two or more dudes in adjacent stalls. Each participant attempts to make their epic shit audible to the dude sitting next to him.
"I battle-shitted the guy in the stall next to me. It was an epic win."
by Dredge2 November 26, 2007
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Batman Shirt Theory

A. Description

Any person who is seen wearing a batman shirt in the public setting has a tendency to be automatically perceived as a threat by mentally ill persons, specifically those with a co-morbid diagnoses of schizophrenia, paranoid type, and psychopathy.

B. Joker-perpetrator

The joker has paranoid delusions rooted around the thought that the person wearing the batman shirt is some morally authoritative figure trying to restrict the joker's rights for the purpose of maintaining justice. The joker has a natural tendency towards attention seeking behaviors, impulsivity, and sadism.

C. The Hero-batman shirt wearer

Realistically, the hero is most likely to be a passive idealist with fantasies of being this "morally authoritative figure" or a hero inspiring change for the good. These beliefs tend to escalate to the extent of grandiose delusions, specifically during times of increased stress. Such persons experience a significant tendency towards being involved with conflict, especially with the joker and personalities alike.

D. Batman/Joker Conflict

The hero and the joker experience severe emotional and psychological restlessness, arising from their different attitudes. The hero favors fairness and stability whereas the joker prefers selfish gratification and chaos. The grandiose delusions of the hero and the paranoid delusions of the joker conflict with each other, resulting in escalating drama all influenced by a simple shirt.
Batman Shirt Theory Example:

A. The hero with the batman shirt experiences grandiose delusions. These delusions make the hero feel inspired. They make the hero feel obligated to solve conflict in hopes of promoting fairness and justice.

B. The joker sees the batman shirt and experiences paranoid delusions. These delusions make the joker feel challenged and angry. The joker feels that the hero is oppressing his or her individuality, which are predominantly antisocial/psychopathic behaviors.

C. Some may think I am delusional for making a case out of this. Point is, you can rationalize anything with a little time and imagination...
by lhukmai October 18, 2012
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Batman Shirt Theory

Description

Any person who is seen wearing a batman shirt in the public setting has a tendency to be automatically perceived as a threat by mentally ill persons, specifically those with a co-morbid diagnoses of schizophrenia, paranoid type, and psychopathy.

Joker-perpetrator

The joker has paranoid delusions rooted around the thought that the person wearing the batman shirt is some morally authoritative figure trying to restrict the joker's rights for the purpose of maintaining justice. The joker has a natural tendency towards attention seeking behaviors, impulsivity, and sadism.

The Hero-batman fan

Realistically, the hero is more often than not a passive idealist with fantasies of being this "morally authoritative figure" or hero. These beliefs tend to escalate to the extent of grandiose delusions, specifically during times of increased stress. Such persons experience a significant tendency towards being involved with conflict, especially with the joker and personalities alike.

Batman/Joker Conflict

The hero and the joker experience severe emotional and psychological restlessness, arising from their different attitudes. The hero favors fairness and stability whereas the joker prefers selfish gratification and chaos. The grandiose delusions of the hero and the paranoid delusions of the joker conflict with each other, resulting in escalating conflict all influenced by a simple shirt.
Batman Shirt Theory Example:

A. The hero with the batman shirt experiences grandiose delusions that he is obligated to solve every conflict in order to promote fairness and justice.

B. The joker sees the batman shirt and experiences paranoid delusions of oppression that restricts his individuality.

C. I may be delusional for making a case out of this. Point is, you can rationalize anything...
by lhukmai October 20, 2012
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Battle-shit

Leaving a giant shit in the toilet and continuously pissing on it until it breaks and sinks, resembling the game battleships
Todd got excited and yelled to Mike from the bathroom, “I sunk your battle-shit”
by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017
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