A guy who has a millimeter penis. He thinks he is cool but in reality he doesn't have any friends. He thinks he is black but he is the whitest person in the world. This is someone that always wears cargo pants even when he "runs" outside....
by tperry76 December 14, 2016
Get the Lonely Sharpiemug. A romantic relationship that is like a Sharpie: it starts out fine and then it dries out and dies, like a marker would during use. Normally, these relationships do not last long, but some can go on for years until they go flat and stop.
Heartbroken Girl: Why did he leave me? We had so much for each other! I'll never be loved again! *girl sobs deeply*
Friend: Don't worry, kid. It was a total Sharpie relationship. He was cheating on you with another gal. It would have died out anyway like most flings do.
Friend: Don't worry, kid. It was a total Sharpie relationship. He was cheating on you with another gal. It would have died out anyway like most flings do.
by ASDFgirlz23 May 10, 2012
Get the Sharpie Relationshipmug. The act of putting Sharpie markers in one's anus. The more the merrier. Use as many colors as possible in one sitting.
by Analbum cover March 19, 2014
Get the butt sharpiemug. This universal law states that if one steals a Sharpie marker pen from a colleague's pencil case, it will become the thief's possession once the thief has owned it for longer than the original owner.
by blindorange October 2, 2009
Get the Sharpie rulemug. by Patrick + Lorna May 5, 2005
Get the sharpie sniffermug. A common request to camwhores on 4chan asking what objects anonymous would like seen in any given orfice of her body. Unfortunatly, the camwhore never delivers pictures.
Camwhore: What does anon want in my pooper?
(100 posts later)
Anonymous: Sharpie in the pooper!
Que 200 angry "OP doesn't deliver" posts.
(100 posts later)
Anonymous: Sharpie in the pooper!
Que 200 angry "OP doesn't deliver" posts.
by maxatron July 30, 2009
Get the Sharpie in the pooper!mug. When you wipe your ass over and over but the toilet paper keeps coming up shitty, as if you were wiping the tip of a sharpie.
by Bootyboi98 January 6, 2020
Get the Sharpie Assmug.