Sergio is a man with very very good looking hair. He wears some shitty glasses but he still looks good in them. He loves japanese cartoons, especially when they become dirty. He preferes 2D-Girls over 3D-Girls. His heart belongs to R. <3
Girl: OMG are you Sergio?
Sergio: Don't talk to me, I prefere 2D-Girls.
Girl: He is soo hot!!!
Sergio: No problem chica. ;)
Sergio: Don't talk to me, I prefere 2D-Girls.
Girl: He is soo hot!!!
Sergio: No problem chica. ;)
by Dove545641586 October 5, 2021
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Get the Sergio'd mug.He is a very kind hearted person and quick to open up about his personal life. Hes always smiling and does a good jpb at keeping those around him happy.
Sergio is a cool kid.
by 2hans34 June 9, 2019
Get the Sergio mug.One of Barcelona's top right backs and Xavi's covert gay boyfriend is Sergi Roberto.
Sergi is the 2nd best Barca player ever just under our glorious king Messi.
Sergi also ended Spain's dictatorship and killed Hitler. Sergi also invented sliced bread and influenced Arsen Wenger to make Arsenal.
Sergi also attended Toni Kroos and Luka Modric's wedding and even bought them gifts.
Sergi is the 2nd best Barca player ever just under our glorious king Messi.
Sergi also ended Spain's dictatorship and killed Hitler. Sergi also invented sliced bread and influenced Arsen Wenger to make Arsenal.
Sergi also attended Toni Kroos and Luka Modric's wedding and even bought them gifts.
Fsg: Gianni I have the Xavi and Sergi Roberto love tape
Gianni Infantino: Excellent Spain's hope of winning the Euros is gone
Gianni puts the love tape in a box full of the videos of footballers being recorded by Gianni Infantino's goons.
Gianni Infantino: Excellent Spain's hope of winning the Euros is gone
Gianni puts the love tape in a box full of the videos of footballers being recorded by Gianni Infantino's goons.
by Sleeping pets September 5, 2023
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by Pacensprint May 10, 2019
Get the Sergina mug.A spanish golfer who will never win a major championship because of his massive choke factor with the putter. when he loses a tournament like the 07 british open, he blames it on a higher power by saying "i lost because i was playing against more than just the field". he is also imfamous for spitting in the cup after pulling his ball out of the hole (because of a bad score). and when he was confronted by a commentator interviewing him after the round he didnt even acknowledge the question.
the famous "fistpump" they show of him after winning the players championship was right after he missed a 2 foot putt. luckily he had 2 putts to win, otherwise it would've been another choke. after he made his 5 inch putt he celebrated more than tiger did after sinking his birdie putt on 18 to force a playoff with rocco mediate in the 08 us open.
he also complained (in an interview) about his anger towards the media for always focusing on tiger woods and not him. get a clue sergio, he will be remembered as the greatest athlete ever and you wont be remembered at all.. on the rare occation that tiger does lose he doesn't blame God for it. he mans up and shakes his opponents hand (without spitting in it first).
the famous "fistpump" they show of him after winning the players championship was right after he missed a 2 foot putt. luckily he had 2 putts to win, otherwise it would've been another choke. after he made his 5 inch putt he celebrated more than tiger did after sinking his birdie putt on 18 to force a playoff with rocco mediate in the 08 us open.
he also complained (in an interview) about his anger towards the media for always focusing on tiger woods and not him. get a clue sergio, he will be remembered as the greatest athlete ever and you wont be remembered at all.. on the rare occation that tiger does lose he doesn't blame God for it. he mans up and shakes his opponents hand (without spitting in it first).
Matt: "dude, did you hear sergio garcia left spit in the cup for tiger to touch?"
Garrett: "yea, but tiger left cum in sergio's throat in the locker room before the tournament, so it's even"
matt: "that explains why he chokes alot, i guess he might have just been spitting tigers cum out of his mouth"
Garrett: "yea, but tiger left cum in sergio's throat in the locker room before the tournament, so it's even"
matt: "that explains why he chokes alot, i guess he might have just been spitting tigers cum out of his mouth"
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