Serendipity

When a dick falls from the sky and hits you in the face.... RARE. The cock slaps you on the right side of the cheek with a resounding thwack.... now the question is..
What wilt thou do with this pennissssss?

My life is stinging from all this mothafuckin serendipity y’all...

by Camusisyaboy December 7, 2019

Secondhand Serenade

A one man acoustic "rock" band. Sings as if his balls have yet to drop, even at the age of 26. Music consists of acoustic guitar and piano mostly. Lyrics ALWAYS about his past relationships or mistakes. His fan base consists of boys who claim not to be homosexual and girls who lie to themselves about how bad their lives are in order to relate to his uhhh "real" problems tied within his lyrics. All in all, this so called band is not for either the unwilling or even the willing ears.

Hey, you ever heard of secondhand serenade?

Uhh, oh the one with the guy with his balls stuck in his vagina?

by Marley_reah June 29, 2010

Serendipipee

When anything serendipitous happens in the bathroom.

Dude, had to take a piss real bad and ended up meeting some really chill people. It was a real case of serendipipee.

by ts89 December 29, 2018

serendipitext

A text message containing an unintentional typographical error that changes the meaning or results in a double meaning to the message. Comical word-play or witty word-puns are the most common serendipitexts. Serendipitexts are known for originating many recent new words and novel terms, often in the form of portmanteaus.

See Oxford Dictionary's now-shameful list of the Words of the Year since we started texting.
See serendipitext for an example of a portmanteau that originated in a serendipitext.

Jaimi: When I get back to Chicago, wanna join me for a glass of wind?
Scott: haha! Was that a serendipitext?
Scott: Either way, my DIY wig adhesive and alarming alcoholism means I’ll likely have to pass.

by choga August 17, 2021

Serenadium

a feeling/state of total dissociation and absence from reality while listening to music

yesterday i went into total serenadium while listening to death metal.

by DesperDx November 15, 2024

Serenadium

A feeling/state of total dissociation and absence from reality while listening to music

I went into total serenadium while listening to death metal last night.

by DesperDx November 18, 2024

Serendickity

ser·en·dick·i·ty

ˌser-ən-ˈdik-ə-tē
noun

1. The phenomenon by which a person who persists in being a asshole eventually, and often spectacularly, receives their just deserts; poetic justice with a vulgar twist. The asshole gets fucked by the giant dick of life.

Etymology: From serendipity (happy accident) + dick (jerk, or phallic). Coined to describe the universe’s uncanny ability to punish assholes.

Synonyms: karma, poetic justice, cosmic irony.

Ryan finally got his come uppance, Serendickity bro.

by Dildardo September 4, 2025