telling secrets

Farting

(4 guys riding in a car together)
One in the back seat rolls his window down.
Driver - "Are you telling secrets back there richard?"

by cal daily January 20, 2011

vaginal Secretion

Vaginal Secretion, vaginal-secretion:
1) The gastral emission of the vagina, pussy fart.
2) A release of fluids due to urination or an orgasm. My personal favorite.
3) Another term for Cream Pie.
4) The puss like substance found on your girlfreind, Grandma Joan's vagina.

1)You are such a "Vaginal Secretion" Rick.
2)Jenny, did you just rlease a "Vaginal Secretion"? Cause you stink girl, go wash your ass!

by NickName4U May 2, 2006

Syncretism

Anthropology: Observation and study without reference to a historical context, often of a particular ethnic group.

An example would go here if I could think of a good one.

by Tyra_Nid October 28, 2004

carbonated vaginal secretion

A carbonated drink known as Dr. Pepper.

"Dude, this tastes like carbonated vaginal secretion."
"I know, isn't Dr. Pepper great!"

by Jazzyj October 4, 2007

Chambered secrets

When you jiz in a girls vagina and don't tell her.

Dude i was with my girlfriend last night and scored a chambered secrets.

by Wacka Nikka Flocka April 7, 2010

pussy secretion

(n.) If you don't know what it is, you're either too young, too ugly, or you need to have your fucking head examined.

Her pussy secretions were as abundant as a fire hose and I could hardly get my weenie in her woo-woo because of the dangerous undertow.

by Rick Roberson November 24, 2010

the secretions

A hella kick ass punk band from Sacramento.
Yes real punk.
Not that crap thats mislabeled punk.

"hey you goin to the secretions show saturday"

by fuckoff456 August 23, 2007