shloppy seconds

A girl giving one lucky man a shloppy BJ two times within a 15-20 minute maximum time period after the first one.

g ass kid 1. yo tht bitch gave me shloppy seconds the other day
g ass kid 2. Not now chief I'm in the fucking zone

by Brandon Pin February 26, 2008

Swayze Seconds

When your coolest friend has a fuck buddy who has fallen for you and allows the relationship to continue with no problem at all. As Patrick Swayze's character in Point Break, "Bodhi," says: "What's Mine Is Yours."

"You guys are like brothers and he let you fuck her?! Man that's "Swayze Seconds" bruh.

by White Boy from Kentucky. June 17, 2009

Sloppy seconds period

Refers to the period in which one may perform any sensual act without being badgered about getting another's sloppy seconds. This period differs from person to person, to group of people.

Guy 1: Dude, I just made out with Angela
Guy2: Aww man, you just got all of Josh's sloppy seconds
Guy1: No mufuckah, the Sloppy seconds period has been up. they broke up a month and a half ago.

by magicman9516 October 20, 2011

Boob seconds

The ratio of Boob seconds to regular seconds is 5:1

Bob: I could have sworn I was only staring at her just for one second
John: Didn’t you know, one second in real time is five seconds in boob seconds

by ethant35 March 16, 2019

3-seconds in the key

Originally created by YouTuber Danny Mullen. It means when you slip it up a chicks ass real quick and pretend it was a accident.

Oh shit. I didn't mean to 3-seconds in the key you.

by Hanaji Okage May 20, 2019

Dirty Seconds

Snapping up a chick whose has been with other dudes

My best friend’s is bangin my ex Chloe. He got my dirty seconds

by puZslayer69 January 8, 2020

sober seconds

when having sex while on the piss didn't feel good enough, and going back for more while sober starts to sound like a good idea

Dani: You did it sober?
Bec: You did it twice?
Tom: You went back for sober seconds?
Macy: *in tears* ...he kept going soft...

by Totallynotarealstory February 27, 2022