Scrotliosis

Curvature of the ballsack.

Ouch! I sat on my seeds! Damned scrotliosis!

by Captain Tubesock January 5, 2008

scottish play

a cursed shakespere play.well,i'm not gonna say the name

NEVER say the real name of the scottish play!

by jessica hermia beatrice juliet December 23, 2012

scrattin

Verb. A slang term which originates from Northern Ireland, to describe the involuntary release of semen from the vagina after sexual intercourse. Can occur at inappropriate times, without warning.

While she was walking to work this morning, she had to stop off at the bog twice she was scrattin that much.

Her nags got soaked from all the scrattin.
I had a wile go of sex this morning now I'm scrattin like a bitch, it's near running down me leg.

by stinglikeabee May 6, 2015

Scottie Sekula

Loves to ride cock and suck it for that matter. Makes jokes about sex and is a complete Faggot in general, his persona is completely deceiving and is chubby. Preferably loves men and needs to be loved by strong arms from a gay man. Has a Rotmouth though so he is cheap

Scottie Sekula: Hey man! Gay guy: Yuckie! I got a taste of your breath you sick fuck! Go get mouthwash!

by Redthemed June 2, 2016

Scrotie

Someone who although works and has a comfortable home life/ lifestyle, gives the appearance of a homeless person e.g, doesn’t shower for days, wears the same clothes all week and is generally a grubby person.

My brother called around for a coffee today and he looked like such a Scrotie

by Trueman380 November 10, 2018

Scottish Mimosa

A drink that consists of prosecco or sparkling white wine mixed with Irn Bru. The Irn Bru replaces the traditional organge juice of a mimosa.

Hannah, I'd love a mimosa for brunch. Seeing as we are in the highlands, let's make it a Scottish Mimosa!

by Breeced August 14, 2021

A Scottish Greeting

Short and sweet, a headbutt in the face

Chad : What happened to your face?
Mike : That guy gave me a scottish greeting.
Chad : Yeah I hate does

by Jonpol January 3, 2020