Schrodinger's Patriotism

When you are actively supporting the military of a government you are stockpiling arms against

Doctor: "It seems you love the military, but are willing to mow down any service member who tries to initiate martial law. I say you have a case of Schrodinger's Patriotism.

by Menstralmotorcycle May 21, 2018

Schrödinger's ship

In television: a ship that is considered canon due to overwhelming use of romance tropes and a love declaration from half the ship, but also left "open to interpretation" by viewers who want to see it as platonic because the writer(s) deliberately left it ambiguous by removing the couple from the story or killing them before the other half can respond to said love declaration and confirm reciprocation. The couple can be interpreted as both "canon by valid assumption due to vast amounts of supporting evidence" and "not-canon by absence of explicit confirmation of reciprocation" depending on viewer preference.

"Watch me suffer along with my OTP in this Schrödinger's ship. As long as I stay in this dumpster, I'm both alive and dead."

by GirlyFanOfSciFi December 13, 2020

Schrodinger's fart

an ambiguously ominous pressure in one's bowel that is simultaneously flatulence, diarrhea, and a bowel movement until it is released, at which point quantum superposition ends and one must simply hope that they guessed correctly.

It's a good thing I went to the bathroom for that Schrodinger's fart, or else it would have been messy.

by Squeaky Farts January 7, 2021

schrödinger's troll

This is technically not a troll, but someone who claims to be trolling when saying or posting something that is objectively offensive and consequently is called out. Whether they claim trolling or not depends on whether they are called out.

Person 1: *posts something racist about Mexico*
Person 2: That's racist, dude.
Person 3: Wooooow such racist, very bigot
Person 1: I'm just TROLLING you fucking idiots jesus know what a joke is
Person 2: More like a Schrödinger's Troll.

by TheDuckyOne May 18, 2016

Schrödinger's Penis

If you cannot confirm whether the individual has a penis or not, it's not gay. Once the penis is confirmed, it is indeed, gay.

P1: I think it's a trap, I really can't tell. I'm not gay though am I?
P2: Schrödinger's penis.
P1: Ah, yeah that makes total sense. I'm completely straight until I confirm the existence of the penis.

by Penisdood18828 October 18, 2018

Schrödinger's feminism

a woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered, until something happens. Then she chooses which state benefits her the most.

A man: ''I love cooking, and my wife has a great business that provides for a family!''
Schrödinger's feminism woman: ''No man ever deserves this!!!!''

by JoeyJaggle May 20, 2022

Schrödinger's Text

The philosophical thought exercise used by men and women, waiting for a text that states "If you turn your phone off the text is both received and not received untill you turn it back on and see". This thought exercise is exceptionally useful when you are waiting and obsessing over a text.

Person 1 "hey aren't you waiting on a text? Why is your phone off"

Person 2 "schrödinger's text. If I have my phone off I don't know if that hot girl in chem class replied to my dinner invite and as a result I can't worry about not getting a reply."

Person 1 " wow just grow a pair"

by ShepherdSaint November 6, 2017