by XskrapX May 25, 2014
by adam Fer. February 01, 2009
1. A delectable line of ice cream novelties made by the Frecker's Ice Cream Company. Scooter Crunches, which come in primarily chocolate and strawberry, consist of a core of chocolate or strawberry ice cream. Then, there is a layer of vanilla ice cream. After another thin chocolate or strawberry layer, the outside of the treat is covered in "crunchies."
2. Application of the Scooter Crunch brand name to other similarly-crafted ice cream novelties, such as those made by Good Humor, Blue Bunny, Deconna,Greenie's, etc.
3. The manifestation of a universal and infinite higher power in the form of a corporeal embodiment in ice cream.
2. Application of the Scooter Crunch brand name to other similarly-crafted ice cream novelties, such as those made by Good Humor, Blue Bunny, Deconna,Greenie's, etc.
3. The manifestation of a universal and infinite higher power in the form of a corporeal embodiment in ice cream.
by JebediahScooter November 07, 2006
That bitch Vanessa wouldn't drain my sack last night, so while she was grabbing a snack from the fridge I blue scootered all over her pillow. Flipped it over afterwards so she wouldn't find it until she snuggled into bed that night.
by Fenster's Fu September 23, 2022
by Shroom of the loom March 08, 2017
When a man ejaculates on a woman's face while on top of her, then sits on her face and scoots forward, so as to smear his ejaculate all over his gooch and buttcrack.
by luckypork May 05, 2011
People who have eaten themselves into such a terrible state that they can no longer walk. Their only means of mobility is by a scooter (found in Walmart, Target, etc).
Oh my, look at those Scooter People! Sarah exclaimed as she observed the people at Walmart that shop at 3am that are too damn fat to walk on their own, and also park in the handicapped parking spots simply for being too fat to walk to the store.
by The British BJ September 03, 2011