A kind, generous, loveable, god-fearing man with a propensity for elegance, who carries himself with an immeasurable amount of exaggerated swagger, particularly that of a black teen. He who is bestowed with the forename Scooter is destined for greatness. A funny individual with a dry sense of humor, it takes a certain level of refinement to appreciate his cynical taste, except when it doesn't because he is simultaneously a fucking idiot. Scooter is very big in the art-hoe, Crystal-bitch and busy-body scene due to his laid-back nature and impeccable aesthetic; However he prefers to spend most of his time in solitude.
Person 1: OMG! Is Scooter your real name?
Person named Scooter: yeah
Person 1: That's so hot
Person named Scooter: yeah
Person named Scooter: yeah
Person 1: That's so hot
Person named Scooter: yeah
by Notactuallyscooter November 23, 2021