sonted

stoned (as you might type it when you're stoned)

when jamie zawinski was writing scrmable.pl, mayeb he was as sonted as i am now. then agian, maybe ont.

by Albin Pahernik March 24, 2004

Sconce

(n). You'll figure it out eventually...

You are a dirty sconce.

by Frisbae March 30, 2017

scotter

A scooter with a jet engine on the back - after it has ploughed into the side of a mountain because it could not steer or brake at that speed.

- Where's your scooter dude?

- Gone, it's a scotter now.

by Glest August 11, 2010

Scooted the Meat

Any action involving the rough handling of genetalia, or sloppy, unattached and/or shameful sex.

May also involve the hilarious, abeit painful, abrasion to one's "downstairs mix-up".

"During naked hot yoga, I got a rash because downward dog really scooted the meat"

"I grew tired of dating that twink so I ended it, but we've scooted the meat a few times, and now we're just roommates"

"The wormy dog scooted the meat across my fine Persian rug"

by Eeeny Meeny Miney Meow October 22, 2011

Scooter gay

Louis is a person who would ride a scooter gay and he also has a mini-scull penis he’s always bragging how good he is on everything he’s mother but a bumsauce

This kid on a scooter is a scooter gay

by Louis barn November 10, 2018

Scooter Ankle

(n) The sensational pain of hitting you ankle with your fucking scooter that one way.
ex. Go commit scooter ankle.

Fred: Let's ride our scooters!
Felix: No, I'm afraid I'll get scooter ankle.
Fred: Then, I hope you get scooter ankle you fucktard.

by Eim Gay December 1, 2019

SCOOTER TOOTER

When some kid named Tyler rides a scooter while simultaneously tooting

Hey look, it's Tyler the Scooter Tooter!

by DISCORD GOAT October 5, 2021