Somers

A pretty boring town in Westchester county where everyone where’s vineyard vines. Most people have juuls and go to the Friday night football games. White girls take pics of there drinks at Bobos cafe or photoshop pics of themselves at their pools. Everyone goes on good vacations and complains about how horrible their life is as an kid living in Westchester. Girls always have acrylic nails, expensive clothes, highlights in their hair, and spray tans. In the summer, King Kone is the main spot the be.

Oh your from Somers? Got any juul pods?

by I don’t f care August 30, 2018

Somers, CT

The small town in Connecticut where there is not much to do but hang out with friends. there is a lot of drama revolving around the high school anywhere from teacher teacher lesbian love to the classic teen girl drama. but if you come to somers be careful you may be stalked by Tyler J.

"I'm TJA in Somers, CT and going to park in your drive and I will do anything for you even cry over you having a boyfriend

by somerskid March 24, 2011

Somerset

The best english county (and apparently some shit place in america, but dont let that put you off from visiting somerset friends from abroad). Gave the world cider, the flushing toilet, cheddar cheese (the best kind of cheese bar none! If its from somerset and not some knock off stuff anyway) and the combine harvester! People struggle to understand the somerset people due to their thick accents except people from somerset and people from a small west indian island who, by coincidence, have the same accent). There is a large celtic influence in somerset from Wales and Cornwall hence why the area (or westcountry, including devon/cornwall) is a lot more like Wales than the rest of England. However, unfortunately, somerset is close to Bristol, who share our accent, tarring the reputation of our great county.
It is home of the world renowned glastonbury music festival which attracts hundreds of thousands of music lovers to some blokes field who produces milk for the rest of the year. Although this is not actually in Glastonbury, rather Worthy farm in Pilton, Glastonbury is a hippy town with a big hill and some stupid half castle that King Arthur supposedly lived in. Yawn.

Person from London: Hello good chap.
Person from Somerset: Arryte moi babber, ow b aahn?
Person from London: I beg your pardon?
Person from Somerset: Hehehe.

by Ciderboy February 18, 2009

Schmergle

To be, or cause to be messed up, screwed over, disoriented, confused, or in disarray.

Garrett was completely schmergled when Tatiana left him for Dirk.

by Druzzi April 20, 2012

Somers Point NJ

A town in New Jersey where you can go to get your ass kicked if you think your tough. you can find no better weed then from here. you cant beat us so better just join us. Fuck the police.

Damn I don't wanna go to Somers Point NJ, there tough!

by Mister Skillz November 21, 2011

scowered

To look high and low for something.

I scowered the internet looking for that limited edition CD.

by hcar May 29, 2008

Non-Scorer

A generally unrespected person that would unable to score in virtually any given situation that an average person would be able to score in. Non-Scorers do not necessarily have to be virgins, but it is very likely that they are. Many believe that the term "Non-Scorer" is latin for "socially inept individuals, devoid of good lucks or charming personalities, which causes them to miss out on potential sexual encounters." This has never been confirmed, however.

An average Joe walks into a bar. The average Joe has the potential to score with a chick from the bar. A Non-Scorer does not, unless the situation is such that even a Non-Scorer has a chance (such as the Non-Scorer winning the lottery and the bar being full of hookers).

"No, loser, we can't go on a date. I can sense that you are a Non-Scorer, and thus, sex must always elude you."

by Jake "J-Man" Cunningham May 26, 2008