Slappy Nappy

Take an overfull cloth diaper, put in microwave on high for 5 minutes. While contents are still scalding hot, press into the face of an unsuspecting friend and scream ‘SURPRISE!!!’

Bill lost his sight and required skin grafts from 3rd degree burns on his face after his mate T-Bone gave him a Slappy Nappy!

by Red monster boy June 18, 2023

Bitch Slappin Mad

Excited beyond self-control or the restraint of reason; inflamed by violent or uncontrollable desire to bitch slap someone, especially your co-workers but does not precede in the act.

I am so bitch slappin mad!

by sakite October 4, 2008

Pad Slapper

A noob backyard mechanic who puts new break pads on old worn rotors and wonders why his breaks squeal.

Tony: Hey did you hear that car squealing down the road?
Mike: Yeah that guy must be a real pad slapper!

by n00b$layer April 25, 2013

happy slappy

To pleasure oneself until you orgasm, or being wanked off/ pleased by someone else

Jessie gave John a happy slappy during class... What a slut

by Langston Doobs October 10, 2016

Bitch slapping the trout

The act of slapping ones penis off of a females genitals

Dave: You hook up with katie last night?

Adam: You bet, she really loved it when I was bitch slapping the trout!

by Gingeeeeee August 26, 2013

scrappy

A person who is little but can really kick some ass.

That crazy little white dude is really scrappy so watch yo back.

by John Taube December 9, 2004

face slapper

Male reproductive organ see penis

She got a nasty black eye from that huge face slapper.

by Patrick January 3, 2005