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Ankle Scissoring

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The sex act that happens when two bottoms go home together
Friend one: How’d your date go?

Friend two: Bro, we were both bottoms and spent the night ankle scissoring
by TwatterFord September 23, 2018
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Ultimate scissoring

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An enhanced form of scissors. When asses (often of two gay men) are put together, and they grind. one man (oftenly the one on top) will proceed to take a hot steaming shit on the other man, essentially shitting into the other mans ass
Me: damn did y'all see that ultimate scissoring competition yesterday?
Spencer: yeah Chad's shitting technique was on point.
by hoomin982 February 20, 2019
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When two females feel the burning desire to have sex, but don't want to take their clothes off. So instead they must get on top of each other and split their legs in a scissor like fashion. It is a meeting point of the vagina's which now holds the two people dry scissoring in an inseparable, captivating bond. It can be done with many types of people- lesbians, best friends, anyone!
I love dry scissoring! It feels so good!
by llamakitty July 26, 2013
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When two beautiful women with two very fine asses rub their assholes against each other in the same fashion as vaginal scissoring.
The first documented instance of Asshole Scissoring happened in Lagrange, IL on 03/02/14 by Jennifer L and Alison E.
by captainmark March 11, 2014
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Golden Scissoring

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The sexual act in which two women show affection by pressing vaginas against one another's, with legs apart (also known as "scissoring") during which one or both individuals urinate.
Jane: "I want to scissor"
Penelope: "I need to pee"
Jane: "Por que no los dos?"
Penelope: "Golden scissoring time!"
by Royal Decree June 3, 2015
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Purple scissoring

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When two lesbians scissor each other so hard that they bruise each others pubic regions.
Bro 1: "Did you hear about those two lesbians that were purple scissoring?"

Bro 2: "Yeah, they both are laid-up in bed now. And on of them broke their foot."
by dingleberry dickface October 24, 2011
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Hand-Scissoring

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When two people repeatedly interlock hands perpendicular to one another so their fingers intertwine in a sexual manner (as if traditional scissoring but the legs are fingers).
Bro Amanda finally agreed to do some hand-scissoring with me last night. It was so hot.
by yungbiscuit11 January 29, 2019
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