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lead singer's disease

The tendency for the lead singer of a rock band to become egotistical and impossible to work.

There are a number of factors that can contribute to the onset of LSD including; a natural tendency in the singer to act like a prima donna and treat other people like shit, the level of fame and fortune the band manages to achieve (whether deserved or not), how quickly the band goes from being dirt poor and unknown to filthy rich and overly famous, and whether or not other members of the band have enough talent to compete with the singer for the public and the media's attention.

LSD is often fatal… …for the band. Once a singer develops LSD there is very little hope of them ever recovering from it.

PLAIN ENGLISH VERSION: Lead singer's disease is what happens when a lead singer lets the success of their band go to their head, starts acting like he or she is god and begins to demand that everything be done their way. If they don't get their way their inflated ego makes them think that they don't need the other band members and the band splits up.
Who do you think is a worse case of lead singer's disease, Axl Rose or David Lee Roth?
by amoebabadass December 9, 2008
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purple headed yogurt slinger

boner
erection
pitching a tent
sporting a wood
icicles formed
the march is on
stiffy
mr. mortis
rigor mortis has set in
flesh rocket
jack's magic beanstalk
tall tommy
mushroom on a stick
and, uh, pedro
varsity blues classic scene, purple headed yogurt slinger is the final example prior to pedro.
by Mikey Cee May 4, 2006
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swinger

a person who dates/sleeps with multiple people at the same time.
"you seein' someone?"
"im seein a few people, i guess you could say"
"oh, so you're a swinger?"
by hoyden April 6, 2004
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St. Louis Slinger

A St. Louis diner classic. Scrambled eggs, hash-browns, hamburger, and melted cheddar cheese...all covered with chili. A favorite of Jeff Tweedy from Wilco.
After bowling all night at Saratoga Lanes and drinking PBRs I could really go for a St. Louis slinger at Tiffany's diner. I'll go poop tomorrow.
by JazzManSam April 12, 2010
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swinger

Swingers can be couples (married or not) or singles.

They have a sexually free spirit. Couples tend to be in love with each other, and only "share" each other sexually with others. Sometimes this means "swapping wives" sometimes it means "group sex".

Single swingers generally despise the dating process and would rather meet at swinger gatherings where it is acceptable and in some cases expected that sex can/will occur on the spot with whomever they meet and feel attracted to.
Tom and Jane go to a party where they meet Gary and Nancy. They go to a room as a group for sex.

Tom and Jane go to a party where they meet Gary and Nancy. They go to seperate rooms: Tom takes Nancy and Gary takes Jane for sex.

Melissa goes to a swinger party by herself. Melissa meets John and Tracy (a couple) at the party. melissa, John and Tracy all end up in a room together for sex.
by Bigntasty Johnson January 22, 2007
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scinge

third-person singular present indicative of scingere: unties or undoes
Tre volte il cavalier la donna stringe
con le robuste braccia, e altrettante
poi da quei nodi tenaci ella si scinge,
nodi di fier nemico e non d'amante.
by sciwords April 1, 2019
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slingerdoodle

a person or organism that does goofy actions and is a type of dog that is goofy
i love slingerdoodles they’re so goofy
by MiniFroggy404 July 2, 2022
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