n. Someone who possesses an alarming abundance of extraordinarily lame ideas and cultivates them into actions. Although these folk usually have no motive or reasoning for their unapologetic ignorance, some use these actions for personal gain...like to reach a level of awesomeness that would otherwise be unattainable, and for the most part will remain so.
Biscuits: I heard Matt bought a camaro just to join the IROC club.
Tina: Did he really??
Biscuits: Yea, but the ass-clown bought an RS instead of a z28!
Tina: HAHAHA, he is such a schleff!
Tina: Did he really??
Biscuits: Yea, but the ass-clown bought an RS instead of a z28!
Tina: HAHAHA, he is such a schleff!
by bananamanboy October 20, 2007
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a boy who disregards his friends to get with a girl but never has the balls to do anything so they end up life long friends. and nothing more.
also known as a rech.
also known as a rech.
'where did you go last night, didnt see much of you'
'i stayed at a friends'
'did you stay over at sarah's?'
'yeh but nothing happened, but i walked across the room whilst she was on skype to her boyfriend'
'you massive schweff!!'
'i stayed at a friends'
'did you stay over at sarah's?'
'yeh but nothing happened, but i walked across the room whilst she was on skype to her boyfriend'
'you massive schweff!!'
by Ben Moat September 26, 2009
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Person 3: zomg! This is by far a Scheffler!!!
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Person 3: zomg! This is by far a Scheffler!!!
by EyesWITHPRIDE October 13, 2010
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"Do you think Bill is gay?" "Oh, Bill's definitely on the schween."
"Did you hear about Jack? He was married 18 years, but he recently left her, and now he's on the schween."
"Did you hear about Jack? He was married 18 years, but he recently left her, and now he's on the schween."
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