schwasted on life

The act of acting completely drunk and hyper (or being mistaken for a drunk) when completely sober. Truly defined when running down random halls on a weeknight or doing cartwheels down the sidewalk and having "drunk girls" hooted at you.

"Wow, it's a Wednesday night and we are schwasted on life"

by Sam Greenberg November 10, 2007

Shapped

Being absolutely shattered in desperate need of a nap!

'ah mate, im shapped!'

by katy splodger August 5, 2008

Schwappy

Another Word For Penis, Dick, Or Your Enormous Schwappy

Dude, did you see his Schwappy in class today? It was HUGE.

by Schod April 21, 2006

schlepped

when one becomes so hammered that they forget everything that happens.

last night i got so schlepped.
dude, i know. you kissed a dude.
wow. i cant remember that

by jdeere6 May 15, 2010

schlapped

basically getting slapped, or pwned, red marked, merked, owned, pizzowned...you got the picture.

JJ: hey nava, what did you get on your APES test?
Nava: 52
JJ: even with the 12 point curve?
nava:.....yes.....
JJ: oh....you got schlapped!

by JJballer May 31, 2009

Schnapper

Different from the word "snapper", "Schnapper" is a clueless or ignorant person lacking in common sense, and little idea of what is ever really going on.

Also known as a "clueless bastard".

"He didn't even know not mix his whites and colours when doing the laundry...what a Schnapper".

"Geez, my Dad's such a Schnapper, everytime I go out drinking he believes me when I say I've been at the movies".

by Bucketeer May 5, 2007

Schwasted

To be more drunk than the norm for the person being described.

Look at your mom...man, she's schwasted!

You alright? You look pretty schwasted.
Let's get schwastey tonight!

by neogemima April 9, 2009