schmaling

a tall faget, abnormally tall and gay

abnormally tall and gay

by u no who it is April 28, 2004

Nut scrapping

cutting your ball hair and keeping the stuff left over, preferably in a box, or suitcase...for those out of town trips.

"man you should see all my nut scrappings!"

by Ryan and Mick October 9, 2003

Its schrading time

What uncle Hank says on Breaking Bad all the time.

"Skyler me and Mike love eachother." -walter
"ITS SCHRADING TIME!"

by Owner of a local car November 16, 2022

schlapping

The sound made when a man shakes his hips from side to side, allowing his penis to "schlap" against his thighs.

Schlapping may be turned into a competition whereby the most innovative way to make the sound is rewarded with high points.

"Did you hear? I pulled off the 'helicopter'! that makes me master of schlapping!"

by 9CRIMES March 7, 2009

Scalping

To perform cunnilingus on a pregnant woman whilst she is giving birth and at the opportune moment - when the baby is crowning - licking the mucus covered scalp of the part born infant.

"Stand back Doctor I know what to do - It's scalping little Yoda"

by Professor Smut November 10, 2009

scalping

The act of biting off a male's foreskin while giving oral sex.

Nikki actually attempted scalping me when she was giving me head last night!

by viva la uterus June 19, 2011

apache scalping party

Having intercourse with female when she is having her period. Generally a messy affair.

Honey. Find a towel. We're gonna have an apache scalping party. It's my turn to do laundry tomorrow (or, leave the maid a big tip).

by Diamond Jack October 22, 2012