schnitzel burger

a large pile of crap

Man, i just unloaded a Schnitzel Burger.

by Skullface June 26, 2004

crumbed schnitzel

after having sex on the beach immeadiately pull you dick out and kick sand on her vagina. leaving it to resemble a crumbed schnitzel.

" i totally gave sarah a crumbed schnitzel at wonnerup beach last weekend"

by smuttman May 20, 2014

schnitzel finger

when your finger pokes through the toilet paper while wiping

i was wiping my ass with cheap toilet paper and gave myself a "schnitzel finger"

by the keepsake October 16, 2012

Dropping the schnitzel

an act of surprise, or describing something really cool.
in short - DTS.

"Hey Mandy, Your shirt is so Dropping the schnitzel!"
"Fo' schnitzel"
"Dude, that movie was so good, I dropped the schnitzel! "

by big betty July 31, 2008

Schnitzel Whippel

Bad, Wrong bad, Badong, sometimes used to describe granny porn

Opposite is Schnizzle Whippet

guy 1:"oh man I just saw our grannys making whooey"
guy 2: "QUWEE...I mean schnitzel whippel"

by Wolfgang Shinigami February 9, 2009

soggy schnitzel

When the schnitzel is so good, you ejaculate on it then eat it.

Michael has eaten schnitzels all week, but today he ate a soggy schnitzel.

by arbuznyschnitzel March 27, 2022

doodie schnitzel

an instrument used to pick your nose, which is mobile, and you only have to click a button to use it.

1) hey jana, look at her doodie schnitzel, its pink, and it works so well :)

written by samuel p. 'n nicholas k. - invetor extrodinaire!

by sam December 22, 2004