schmoozle

To schmoozle is to cuddle in a spoon-like fashion. Perhaps similar to canoodling.

I schmoozled the pook, while singing the schwee

by peppy5 October 21, 2007

Schooner

A. Introduced in the 1950s, Schooner is a popular Maritime lager. Unique ester properties from special lager yeast and a special blend of North American hops deliver a clean, smooth taste. Schooner beer was named after the famous sailing ship the Bluenose II which was owned by the Oland family.

B. Party tard grab one of my Schooner out da fridge!

A. Ummmmm....Beer.

B. "Yo! you best slap dat back in da sucka face, fore I bust a cap in your silly ass dome!"

by The Cash Man June 18, 2004

schmooey

A more enjoyable name for the vagina.

I'd really like to lick her schmooey.

by Chi Town Po Po October 28, 2007

Schooner

Fucking sexiest man alive.
has the cutest smile:)
with dimples!!
sexy sexy sexy
that is all
also...ABS:D
he is sex in a can.

1. -Hey did you see (blank)'s new haircut? OMG he is sex in a can!

-agreed! he is such a Schooner!

by LOVERS! December 17, 2010

schmooze

To cuddle and/or act in an intimately affectionate manner toward one's companion.

Note: Term does not necessarily denote any sexual inuendo and/or intent.

They were sitting on the couch, schmoozing all afternoon.

by Rali August 21, 2005

Schmoopee

How a spouse refers to the better half with love and affection.

My schmoopee is the best man in the world.

by tntbrowne August 19, 2009

schmooze

to schmooze: (v) commonly refers to any act by a guy in the attempt to get a girl to adore him in a romantic way.

When it is positive this mean spending hours on the phone with,
writing love poems to,
asking her parents for their consent,
and bringing dark roses to..

When it its negative this means ditching classes to hang out with, and the occasional stalking.

Schmoozing is the art of the guy, girls may not schmooze unless they are lesbians.

To succesfully schmooze one must be solely concerned with desires of the girl.
Schmoozing SHOULD NOT be used for more then several months at a time.

NNOOTTEE!! SIDEFFECTS!! Effects on the male psyche from overly long usage will be disastrous and

may register as these symptons: whipped boyfriend, bitch-assness, need for viagra at age 20, disregard for bros before hoes rule and other unpleasant things

John likes to schmooze Amber. When he is schmoozing her he becomes incoherent to outside influence,

and is focusing similar to the way an olympic runner does before a race.

by J LA FRENCH April 8, 2010