schmouze

to smoke weed, commonly used by white kids (girls) in queens.

bro lets schmouze im dieng to dome a fatty.

by timmins tokes December 1, 2010

Schloozenberger

A 'Schloozenberger' is a total loser. (=100x more than a standard loser) Sometimes also referred to as a 'Schlooze'.

See you later Schloozenberger!
That guy from sales is the biggest Schloozenberger ever!
Your'e such a Schlooze!

by tomlonat February 18, 2011

schmooseoisie

The in-crowd of art groupies that hangs around gallery openings.

To qualify, you must be polished, primped and sufficiently flexuous to do a bit of iPhone texting while holding a conversation, a glass of organic wine, a plate of organic snacks, and a camera - and, at the same time, indulging in some serious shoulder-surfing to check if there's someone further up the social ladder you haven't yet air-kissed, dahling.

The schmooseoisie was out in force at Erin's opening.

by mum61e August 1, 2012

Schmoobey

It’s not really a word it’s more of a lifestyle used when you are happy about something or how you feel

Bro that church service was awesome some would say it was “ Schmoobey”

by AbsoluteDogWater January 2, 2022

Schmoozing

Wasting time at work to do useless things, such as socializing.

“I would consider myself a schmoozer.”
“How about some schmoozing?”

by DopazReal November 30, 2022

Schmotzel

A big mess

A Dallas Stars hockey reporter yelled “what a schmotzel in front of the goal down there,” while Stars players were tripping over each other trying to get the puck in. -11/1/23

by zebracakes300 November 2, 2023

schmoozle

To schmoozle is to cuddle in a spoon-like fashion. Perhaps similar to canoodling.

I schmoozled the pook, while singing the schwee

by peppy5 October 21, 2007