Schmeez

marijuana weed maryjane pot etc.

Yo, I finally got some schmeez!

by </////////////>~~~~~ December 22, 2008

Schmerking

Smoking while masturbating

Preston's cigarette went out while schmerking and Lauren had to finish him off.

by El Jackanator August 14, 2015

Schmegele

An overly under-sized penis.

That kid whipped out his schmegele in the locker room, man it was tiny!

by BigDickGriff February 19, 2017

schmeezy

Weather that's neither good nor bad. Just gray and unpleasant. "

"I wish the weather wasn't so schmeezy. We really were hoping for a sunny day."

by JeremyNeo June 24, 2017

schmete

A small penis

I got a lil schmete

by Lilschmete May 4, 2018

schmete

Small penis

Check out my newest song on the lil schmete youtube channel

by Lilschmete February 21, 2018

Schmeerios

noun: A cheaper and low-quality grade variant of the popular Cheerios brand. While still a toasted oat based cereal, Schmeerios are an inferior brand akin to a "white-label brand".

Tall your cheap-ass mom to stop buyin' these shitty Schmeerios and start buying the real stuff!

by beancrock July 15, 2019