schiezer

Any kind of narcotics or controlled substances.

"Yo, did you get that raw schiezer?"

by Jallo May 13, 2005

schmeer

verb:
1. In the card games schafkopf and sheepshead, to throw value cards onto a trick that you expect your partner will take. Others may do the same expecting a contrary result.

2. noun: A trick so padded. "To take the whole schmeer."

3. To increase the value of a transaction that you expect will benefit you and/or a comrade in the end.

Once he got elected to office the Republican schmeered the contracts of his campaign contributors and in return they paid him large kick backs.

by Jubilation T. Corndog October 21, 2006

schmeeze

the product of forgetting that "smoothie" and "squeeze" are two different words

Gilligan: "I'll have a strawberry schmeeze, please."
Cafeteria worker: "I'm just so tired of all this college, the movie. Where are my pants?"
Gilligan: "Um, you're terrifying. And also, your mom."

by Get to work, Chris Jones. January 25, 2004

Schmenger

(Ray Teo) someone that vapes and thinks they’re really cool and skux

Me: Fuck me cunt that toilet is full of schmengers
Dave: I know right

by Mwrshi April 13, 2022

Schmetzer

Penis

Dennis took out his schmetzer and waved it around the shop like a victory flag

by Yimmythefitz October 24, 2022

schiezer

Cool, tight, something that is very nice.

THat was schiezer

by Mike Andrews October 29, 2003

schmegert

1. Someone who does something retarded. Also known as an asshat.
2. Someone who has a lame idea may be called a schmegert.

1: Why would he buy that?!?
2: Man you know he's such a schmegert.

by Chell March 29, 2007