Per Schlanka

The act of vigorously paintbrushing someone across the face.

My crazy cousin Billy straight per schlanka the guy behind the bar.

by OG Muppin & MC Muppin February 13, 2022

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schmunktail

Schmunktail is a word describing a state of being. When a person cannot sit without falling out of their chair, they are probably schmunktail. When a person sleeps with a member of the opposite sex who looks like he or she should be in a photo shoot for National Geographic, they are probably schmunktail. Simply put, schmunktail is oober-retarded-shit-housed drunk.

Caroline was so schmunktail, she felt out of her chair, and upon raising herself, kissed a man who looked like the love child of Liza Minelli and Joe Pesci.

by Professor M. Carter (School of Alcoholism) October 17, 2005

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Schmancyfans

"fancy pants" or "fancy britches"
overly elegant or refined, pretentious

"Your such a schmancyfans."

by Molly Ann May 15, 2008

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schwankey

Something very Cool, Posh, Fashionable, Uber Stylish.

"WoW, did you see Wubi? He's really Schwankey with that laptop!"

by Prepare thy Hamlet May 15, 2014

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Schlankenstein

Old book about an ugly creature with a long schlong written by Mary Schlankey when she was 19. Victor Frankenschlank created the creature in his apartment as a student and the creature ganked some lives and schlanked Victor's life up.

Dude1: Hey, man, did you finish that schlank of a book, Schlankenstein for English class yet?
Dude2: Yea man the ending was pretty schlanken, man!!!

by Ashely Bellocq March 6, 2007

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