schlukum

The sound your balls make when you walk down stairs in boxers.

Connor: "Schlukum,schlukum,schlukum,schlukum"
Me: Here comes connor...

by Peepeebumbumdude May 8, 2010

schmuck-douche

noun: one who behaves in the ways of a schmuck while simultaneously being a douchebag.

I can't believe Bill threw a pear at that Jeep. He is such a schmuck-douche.

by Phephalump October 22, 2010

Schnucked

Getting Schucked is when your credit card number is stolen and the company responsible for it tries to cover it up for way too long. The first time you'll hear about it is when your bank calls to tell you that they're cancelling your card.

Bob: Why are you writing checks for everything today?
Rob: Cause my debit card got compromised in the Schnucks debacle.
Bob: Ooh, you got Schnucked!

by Sp1 May 9, 2013

Schlick Flick

A romantic movie that causes female viewers to become aroused and pleasure themselves.

I went to go see a chick flick with my girlfriends, but it turned into a schlick flick.

50 Shades of Grey

by frostbite36 February 21, 2015

Schlickum

Lubricant, for household or personal use.

Honey, the door's squeeky, got any Schlickum? Or, Honey, our condom's dry, got any Schlickum?

by Wendy Kae March 20, 2017

schlurky

Jugendwort des Jahres 2019. Von der Generation Schlurk benutzter Slangausdruck. Als „schlurky“ werden Dinge, Personen oder Tiere bezeichnet, denen man eine gewisse „Schlurkyness“ zuschreibt. In der Emanzipations-Phase der Schlurky-Jugend-Kultur wurde vereinzelt auch das Wort „Schlurkylicious“ oder „Schlurkaaaay“ benutzt.

„Das ist mal sowas von schlurky.“

„Hat hier jemand schlurky gesagt?“

„Guck mal, die Frau dahinten hat ein T-Shirt an, auf dem ‚schlurky‘ steht“

by vollschlurky February 20, 2019

Schleck

To lick or lap at. Commonly used in Pennsylvania Dutch slang depending on the region your family was from.

Please stop Schlecking yourself it's gross.

He's schlecking his ice cream very noisily.

by Moonbebe February 22, 2021