schlepped

when one becomes so hammered that they forget everything that happens.

last night i got so schlepped.
dude, i know. you kissed a dude.
wow. i cant remember that

by jdeere6 May 15, 2010

Schlepper

A bitch. The devil. An atheist

Wow that girl is a schlepper

by Unknownpersonokkk March 2, 2019

schlapped

basically getting slapped, or pwned, red marked, merked, owned, pizzowned...you got the picture.

JJ: hey nava, what did you get on your APES test?
Nava: 52
JJ: even with the 12 point curve?
nava:.....yes.....
JJ: oh....you got schlapped!

by JJballer May 31, 2009

schloopenpoopin

An adjective describing a bad experience.

"That movie was schloopenpoopin."

by xx7enderxx March 12, 2007

sclopper

When someone is so retarded that there aren't any words that will describe how retarded they are.

Retarded person: I have six oranges in my hands... But I ate two and now I have 12.

Person listening: Sclopper

by Sclopper January 14, 2016

bit schlepper

Describes a mobile telco (telecommunications company) that is only useful for moving data. Characteristically, each new service or technology they develop flops and becomes a massive cash sinkhole for them, and a waste of time for consumers.

Man, my phone company is such a bit schlepper! They totally keep trying to charge me extra just to "turn on" features already on my i phone!

by crunchytoast April 7, 2011

Schlonker

a man's penis, junk, brashol, tube steak

"Hey John, that chick accross the bar keeps staring at my schlonker. She won't take her eyes off . I think she wants me"

by Mr. Cajones December 6, 2018