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Schejtan

A natural force.
Strikes with no warring and leaves long-lasting traces.
Might cause heart attack and wears glasses.
-Is Schejtan coming tonight?
by Paul Weller December 9, 2008
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schectered

adv. common state of primarily electronic or sometimes mechanical devices found in disrepair with no obvious explanation.
My computer was working fine last night and when I tried to use it today, it was schectered.
by anglerofmen December 6, 2010
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scheidted

1. A sincere backstab with no remorse

2. To announce krunk ass festivities and get the hopes of many up, then shoot them down like a wounded duck

3. To say your gonna go with your boys somewhere, only to cancel at the last moment leaving them to wonder what the hell happend
1. I've been scheidted!!!!

2. Dude you said we can come over, don't scheidt me!

3. Yo Trzupek remember when you scheidted Bainer last nite and he started crying.

4. Dude Stepno you said you were gonna come to the mall with me, don't scheidt me.
by Carl J.Sanders January 25, 2009
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poop schedule

when you make sure you poop at the same time everyday. you usually have to plan out what you eat and when you eat it. it comes in handy when you know you are going to be around people for a while.
example 1: person 1: "now that school has started again, my poop schedule is all out of whack"
person 2:"tell me about it brah"

example 2: person 1: Tom asked me to go to dinner with him tonight, but i said no.
person 2: why not?
person 1: it interferes with my poop schedule.
by lorielle September 24, 2007
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scheißekopf

"scheiße" means shit;
"kopf" means head.

Each word by itself makes sense in German; the combination of these two words does not make sense.

English speakers put these two words together to make a new word, "shithead". This works in English. Doing so in German, however, does not work.

Just ask any German-speaking person: they'll tell you "scheißekopf" makes no sense in German.
To avoid sounding like a dummkopf, don't use the contrived and inaccurate term, scheißekopf.
by iibuzne September 3, 2005
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Schediaphile

A person who is attracted to sexually attracted to anime characters
Yeah, I caught John trying to have anal sex with his his anime body pillow, he’s such a schediaphile
by Shadoom77 August 13, 2018
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Heilige Scheiße

Nevin: "Hey whats going on? Did you finish that 2000 word essay on Ionic bonds?"
John: "No, why?"
Nevin: "It is due tomorrow..."
John: "Heilige Scheiße!"
by Nevin Ferdinand December 8, 2006
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