scapegoat

contrary to popular belief, this is actually a goat who is trained in the art of escapology.

Man, I tried locking my friends goat in a box but it turns out it was a scapegoat

by Joe Corkill April 7, 2007

scapulation

The art of penetrating someone's scapula (i.e. shoulder blade) by forcing your fingers between the bone and the muscles. Must be done while a person is unawares and unwilling.

That hurt! I was scapulated!

After my scapulation, I felt dirty and ashamed.

by Megz n Denzer July 9, 2004

scapefart

noun - someone who has been blamed for another person's flatulence; verb - the act of blaming someone for the another's flatulence.

Bob passed gas and left the room quickly, leaving Mary to be his scapefart.

Bob! That was the last straw! You scapefarted me in front of the guests! I'm leaving you!

by Michael Lark November 4, 2008

Scape Passenger

The person who sacrifices themselves and goes up to the airline representitive at an airport departure lounge to ask the question that everyone wants an answer to. Usually followed by an airport-wide announcement, and a dissaproving look in the Scape Passengers direction. Likely to result in being stuck in worst seat oin aircraft

"I got stuck being the Scape Passenger the other day when our flight switched gates and they didnt make an announcement"

by flyingspikes April 30, 2009

scapegloat

to excessively post photos of scenery to social networking sites, making friends feel bad for not being there.

"I got sick of Jessica scapegloating with pictures from her tropical vacation."

by troubadour0 September 7, 2013

Scapeghost

Whey you try to cover a mistake by blaming ghosts or the supernatural

I was alone painting the car in the garage, I heard strange noises, the next day I come back and the pain was messed up. I think the ghosts ruined the paint job. The boss didn't believe me and claim I was blaming a scapeghost

by Road Raging Runner September 29, 2017

scapelife

Scapelife is a term mostly Philadelphia landscapers use to show landscaping is a way of life. They cut grass, do mulch jobs, pruning, and also trim hedges to make scapemoney.

Ayo that youngboul be pushing around those mowers because he bout that scapelife.

Them philly bouls be pullin around that scape trailer because they bout the scapelife.

Scapelife is a good way of life because you make that scapemoney.

by Scapelifetom July 18, 2018