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scanlon

1. To extend the truth beyond any conceivable belief.

2. To consume 10 times the natural healthy limit of takeaway food.
"My Honda Civic can fly and cure world hunger."
"Shutup you Scanlon!

or

"I hooked up with 8 bitches while downing 5 large Double Cheeseburger meals"
"As if! what are you, some sort of scanlon or something?"
by Kymbo June 11, 2006
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scanner

people with a very big variety of interests (jacks of all trades, polymaths etc) often to the point that they don't know what to choose as they don't want to give up their other interests
Jim has tried this and that but still hasn't decided on a clear path, he is, I guess, what you call a scanner. Sadly, he's in his early thirties.
by U8IK April 11, 2011
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The act of straining out odd bits of carrot or noodle from the bottom of a ramen noodles cup with your fork.
Hold on man, I'm still scanning for life
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Scandonavian

Scandonavian: one who is scandalous by nature and leads a man/woman on for sometimes months at a time without any care for your feelings.

Word can be shortened as Scando still holding the same meaning.
That chick was Scandonavian, how did I fall for that!?

Man, what a Scando, girls like that piss me off!
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schnonker

Mark had a schnonker. It was really huge!
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Scannypants

A chic hoe who enjoys skateboarding and nautical buffets. Has a strong exterior but is soft on the inside, almost like a chocolate truffle. The best kind. Enjoys long walks to the fridge rather than the beach, because she would rather catch food than catch crabs. Both intellectually and visually appealing. Often appears aloof but it is all part of her ambiguous demeanor. She enjoys a reel and an oul Limerick or two. Who doesn't.
What a scannypants.
by hanmeister May 23, 2016
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