Senator Santorum 

The sub-species of santorum left behind by anti-gay politicians who have been caught in a gay tryst. The same frothy, seminal, fecal goodness with a whiff of hypocrisy.

Have you guys seen the pictures that just leaked from the Minneapolis police department of Larry Craig and his Senator Santorum?

Senator Santorum by PAfunk April 9, 2011

rusty santorum 

The result of not cleaning off santorum and allowing it to dry into a rust-colored crusty patch.

I passed out after the gang bang last night and this morning found rusty santorum on my back and sheets.

rusty santorum by stylinram January 12, 2012

Frothy Santorum 

What the egotistical, self-centered, ignorant asshole in front of you at Starbucks invariably orders.

Refers only to Republicans.

I'll have a half-caff, low-fat, extra frothy Santorum (a cappuccino with lots of froth)

Frothy Santorum by Global Sufi September 23, 2006

dirty santorum 

Dirty Sanchez but with corn is a Dirty Santorum

I pulled my dick out of that Mexican, whoa not only shit but shit with corn, and gave her a Dirty Santorum

dirty santorum by Sick of Bigots January 20, 2012

Google Santorum

To gargle a mouthful of Santorum (the frothy mixture of fecal matter and lube after anal sex).

I was drunk, she was fly, things got weird, and before I knew it, I had a wet, nasty mouthful - I never thought I would Google Santorum.

Google Santorum by lowlights June 12, 2011

Fuck's Santorum 

Pretty much means Dan Savage's "santorum," but with the "fuck" having possession.

Used as "What in Fuck's Santorum" or "Why in Fuck's Santorum?" Like, "What in Jesus' name?"

"What in fuck's santorum is a 'gender-reveal party' and why in fuck's santorum would anyone care?"

Fuck's Santorum by Brash Lion September 24, 2012

Rick Santorum 

A former Pennsylvania senator running in the republican presidential primary who is currently under attack from vicious, immature, despicable internet haters because of some legitimate political positions he holds regarding conservatism.

Rick Santorum is a presidential candidate whose beliefs about America represent more than half of the population.

Rick Santorum by Brian001 April 10, 2012