Dirty sanford

When you hang from a ceiling fan naked while inserting a rod into your anus. Once you reach a fast enough velocity, release from the fan and watch yourself spin like a top.

Mark and Susan had a Dirty Sanford beyblade fight that ended in bloodshed. I wanna try!

by Codysbitch March 9, 2021

sanford middle school

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i <3 sanford middle school
gets fucking shot LMAO

by ottwack November 24, 2024

Sanford

verb: to fumble a joke and blow the punchline before finishing the lead up.

Man, he really Sanforded that when he tried to tell the joke. He told the punch line first and knew he blew it.

by What Didiwright February 19, 2025

Sanford sauce

The discharge from a freshly catheterized penis.

That quadriplegic’s Sanford sauce tasted so good

by Quadcapable October 2, 2025