The eight day of week. The day after Sunday and before Monday. If Saturday’s are for the boys and Sunday’s are for the men, then Simpday is for the Simps.
“Hey so did you end up hanging with Michael?
“Yeah, I went over to his house on Simpday and saw his piccolo trombone if you know what I mean.”
“Yeah, I went over to his house on Simpday and saw his piccolo trombone if you know what I mean.”
by Junc October 16, 2019
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Other synonyms include but not limited to: penis, dick, shona, leura, nunu, etc
Other synonyms include but not limited to: penis, dick, shona, leura, nunu, etc
Borkot couldn't satisfy his girlfriend with his sampad.
Rahim took 4 happy pills for his sampad but it just wouldn't reach erection.
Somewhere deep amongst Paul's hairy bush, hid a shy sampad.
Rahim took 4 happy pills for his sampad but it just wouldn't reach erection.
Somewhere deep amongst Paul's hairy bush, hid a shy sampad.
by Chutkipulkai June 22, 2016
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Get the Sampras mug.a person who thinks of themselves as a massive player yet lacks any intellect or ability to spell their own name. they usually are that over weight, hairy, disgusting friend that thinks they're that much of a legend and will give themselves a nickname.
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Get the Simpdaddy mug.sampaguita, aka "sampy," is one of australia's most well known prostitutes. she has been know to jump on any penis available. if you let her preform oral sex on your penis, catastrophic damage will ensue, ie. hiv, aids, chlamydia, genital herpes, etc. she is a regular on the internet and she favorite include the following:
- whoreing herself out to bands
- sucking cock for crack
- 'tossing the salad' as if it's going out of style
there are many other examples of Sampaguita's lulz, but alas, to explain all of them would take up too much bandwidth.
- whoreing herself out to bands
- sucking cock for crack
- 'tossing the salad' as if it's going out of style
there are many other examples of Sampaguita's lulz, but alas, to explain all of them would take up too much bandwidth.
by lol i dunno February 26, 2008
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