Alex Sanderson

Definitely the most awesome person in the world! Seen as a bit of a retard by some people, but that is what makes him so cool. Not afraid to say what he thinks, and is definitely the most epic person ever.

Alex Sanderson IS SO COOL!

by bobjimjennyno November 30, 2011

sneaky sanders

A football play that involves Barry Sanders and fucking the other team over.

Barrack used the Sneaky Sanders to crush the Patriots defense and win the game

by MarkSanchez February 16, 2014

Jennings Sanders

Jennings is very hard on the outside. He does not tend to allow others easily into his life, and chooses his friends wisely. He is very smart, handsome, and above all charming. He is very well mannered and educated. He is driven in life, with great passion and endurance. Although he may not know this, he brightens the lives of many. Jennings should feel very proud of who he has become, and know that he will do amazing things in life.

Friend: How's life going?
Me: It's going great! I have a boyfriend now, his name is Jennings.
Friend: I thought you had given up on love.
Me: He's worth the fall.
I love you Jennings Sanders❤

by Peanutbutterlover98 July 31, 2016

Sandy Saddler

When a girl rubs peanut butter in a guy's butt crack while he pulls his penis through his legs and blows a load into the peanut butter. The girl then mounts him on his back and pees on his butt while somebody else eats the soup that is produced by the fluid mix.

Last night me and April did the Sandy Saddler with Erin.

by TheSetharoni November 10, 2017

Jason Sanders

The best NFL kicker. (And the goat)

Falcons Fan: Younghoe Koo is the best kicker!

Dolphins Fan: No you are wrong Jason Sanders is the best kicker!

by JasonSandersBiggestFan March 31, 2021

El Paso belt sander

The act of jerking off in a porta-john on Fort Bliss Texas during a howling sand storm.

Dude, I had phone sex with the old lady in the porta-john last night during that sand storm and totally gave myself an El Paso belt sander.

by Waldorf9717 April 11, 2015

Sarah Huckabee Sanders

1. The former lying Trump puppet posing as the Whitey House press secretary. Replaced by Kayleigh MAGA-Ninny to give the Trump cult the eye candy they had been missing (Sarah did not qualify as eye candy).

2. A 300lb cross dressing hillbilly goatfucker from some rural shithole in Arkan-slaw. Plans to run for governor of that state.

3. AKA Sarah Huckleberry Shitbag.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a big overgrown hound dawg and a lying piece of Trumpian shitclown.

by AntiGop March 3, 2021