It's when a dollar store skeezer pisses everywhere after sex. Dumbasses think it's a women's cum which is actually physically impossible and in fact has been proven to be urine.
Dumbass shitbird #1: damn dude you had that fat, ugly ass bitch tina here last night!
Dumbass shitbird #2: yeah dude I'm the man, she completely soaked my sheets with her squirt.
Dumbass shitbird #1: you retard, there's no such thing! *sniffs sheets* it's fucking piss dude!
Dumbass shitbird #1: damn dude you had that fat, ugly ass bitch tina here last night!
Dumbass shitbird #2: yeah dude I'm the man, she completely soaked my sheets with her squirt.
Dumbass shitbird #1: you retard, there's no such thing! *sniffs sheets* it's fucking piss dude!
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A term used by girlfriends when joke about a hot guy that makes me them moist that they would squirt for.
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Get the squirt cookie mug.Best performed by a taller woman on a shorter and feminine man. They are both hot. When a sexy super dominant goddess wearing a strap on harness with a super realistic dildo in it (a squirt dildo that can heat up and throb) ties up her sexy submissive partner.
When he is bound and helpless, she puts makeup and lipstick on him.
Then she lathers her realistic strap on cock and his thicc cheeks with lots of lube. Her synthetic cock can heat up, throb, and squirt and feels exactly like a real penis (yes, these kinds of dildos are real, but they are somewhat rare).
Then she calls him a good boy for being so submissive and breedable.
After this, she slides her cock into his tight bussy and listens to his vulnerable moans as they have passionate anal sex. After she is done fucking him, the squirt/ejaculate leaks out of his freshly fucked bussy.
When he is bound and helpless, she puts makeup and lipstick on him.
Then she lathers her realistic strap on cock and his thicc cheeks with lots of lube. Her synthetic cock can heat up, throb, and squirt and feels exactly like a real penis (yes, these kinds of dildos are real, but they are somewhat rare).
Then she calls him a good boy for being so submissive and breedable.
After this, she slides her cock into his tight bussy and listens to his vulnerable moans as they have passionate anal sex. After she is done fucking him, the squirt/ejaculate leaks out of his freshly fucked bussy.
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