Slipknot

A group of like 13 no-talent assclowns who think they're hardcore. Their "music" sucks and blows. No, screaming and yelling is not music. The shitty, down-tuned nu metal sound is simply absurd. The strings are down so low they are virtually hanging off the neck, leaving a woolly, indistinct barrage of black noise, which is garbage.

Anyone who likes Slipknot is a RETARD.

Slipknot by Spartans! July 16, 2006

slipknot

Dose it matter what there lyrics are nobody understands what the fuck there on about.

Slipknow- Smer bla der fuck be bo monage balg...
Bloke1- Was there somat about a cat in there?
Bloke2- Fucked if i know, there crap why are we listing to them?

slipknot by Grigori April 9, 2004

slipknot

Talented as they maybe together they sound shit. Mainly listened to by "teenie boppers" who havn't grown to appreciate good music (such as slayer ETC).

Have a fan bas who refer to them self as "maggots"....thats just how lame it really is.

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TRANSLATION- OMFG I TOTALLY SAW SLIPKNOT.

slipknot by Master Patrick Claire Thompson August 5, 2006

slipknot

A band. An extremely overrated band at that. The fans, or so they call themselves 'maggots' are highly stupid, and they lack in knowledge of metal.

Emo: Slipknot are fucking hardcore!

Metalhead: Dude. They suck, so shut the fuck up.

Emo: Noway! Joey is the bestest fastest drummer ever!

Metalhead: Die.

slipknot by Saikosis January 2, 2009

slipknot

a kick ass band with nine guy. their music is great and they put on an amazing live show. their best songs in my opinion are
1. spit it out
2. my plague
3. liberate
4. people=shit
5. everything ends
if you dont like them thats fine, but people who are saying if you wear a hot topic t shirt your not a real maggot, stfu. the real non-maggots are the people who you ask "do you like slipknot?" and they say yes or w/e and they only know them from guitar hero. those are the real tools.

slipknot is an amazing band and if you dont like them you can kiss my ass

slipknot by bearseph March 1, 2009

slipknot

A crappy nu metal band who sing about how their dads touched their bumholes.

Slipknot teenyboper: OOH SLIPKNOT ARE BLACK METAL! WOO HOO!

Normal Person: FUCK YOU, BITCH! Go listen to some real black metal,Children Of Bodom!

slipknot by Broody July 16, 2006

slipknot

A rock band whose lyrics can be summed up in "Fuck you, I hate you all because I'm fat and I can't sing and I'm jealous of real talent fuck fuck ahhhh shit fuck you"

Sometimes mistaken as metal, in which case giving metal a bad name to little gothy kids.

One time I listened to Slipknot. Then I used the cd in place of my clay pigeons.

slipknot by Cheese March 4, 2003